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The unbeatitudes
August 11, 2010, 9:29 am
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Congratulations to the entitled, for they grab what they want.
Congratulations to the carefree, for they shall be comfortable.
Congratulations to the pushy, for they shall win.
Congratulations to the greedy, for they shall climb the food chain.
Congratulations to the vengeful, for they shall be feared.
Congratulations to those who don’t get caught, for they shall look good.
Congratulations to the argumentative, for they shall get in the last word.
Congratulations to the popular, for this world lies at their feet.

The gospel of Jesus is more than a few handy tips for improving our lives this week.  It is a new outlook on everything, with a glorious future renewing the creation through his death and resurrection.  But he is not the only one making us promises.  The world has its own version of events, its own eschatology, its own promises of reward.  We must choose.  And either way, we will be living by faith.

But have you ever met one person who believed this world’s unBeatitudes and came to the end a satisfied, radiant, wise person?  Even one?

Ray Ortland



Xtreme tees
December 6, 2008, 1:01 pm
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Hi Everyone,

As per my email I have done a few concepts. If you don’t like any of them let me know. If you want more graphics then I can do that too but to keep costs down I will only use one colour. That restricts how detailed it can be. Let me know which one you like and then I’ll go and refine it. They are rough and concepts only so don’t look too much into the detail. I don’t want this to become another bed t-shirt. It may even become your favourite tee (cough cough).



Ultimate Security Precaution
November 13, 2008, 10:56 pm
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So maybe this defeats the purpose of a lock. People won’t be able to get in but you probably won’t be able to get out too. Never the less this is very cool.The ultimate lock